Throughout human history people have searched for the truth and the meaning of our existence. Many have tried using the stars, numbers, the seasons, stone runes, and a variety of other methods to provide the knowledge of our past, present and future. What they didn’t realize is that the answers were there all along… In the toilet. It is believed that there were ancient secret societies who tried to “smear” the art of using ‘Fecal Runes’. They made us believe feces is disgusting to the point where people usually avoid talking about it openly. Especially women who often refuse to evacuate their bowels around their significant others. It’s not lady-like ya know. Well, that’s just a bunch of hogwash! A true spiritual and mystical leader has emerged to aid the human race in understanding the foundations of life. Fecal matter is not disgusting… It is the source of life. The Poop Oracle is here to help us achieve higher knowledge. To understand the future is to understand where it all started… In the fertilizer.
The Poop Oracle uses a highly accurate fecal rune system. By tossing the fecal runes into a toilet bowl, the Poop Oracle is able to identify an answer (or fortune). Each type of food brings it's own fortune. For example: Corn is thought to be a food of prosperity. But just like a horoscope you can't get a unique reading from one factor you must consider all information. For example, the Sun Sign will give a very vague answer but using the entire birth chart will reveal a detailed picture of the individual. By analyzing a combination of factors such as a splash pattern when the runes are thrown into the bowl, variety and placement of food in each rune, the floating or sinking of the runes, etc. the Poop Oracle is able to discover the answers to even the most complicated questions.
If you seek answers or have encountered a puzzling situation in which you need insight... Please utilize the advice of The Poop Oracle. As the advocate of The Poop Oracle I will review and pass on your requests. Once the answer has been identified by The Poop Oracle I will add the results to this web page. The Poop Oracle is strongly against sharing personal information so rest assured it will not be used for any purpose other than answering your fortune.
