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Woman Knifes Boyfriend Over Facebook DisputeGuys be warned, if you try to keep your lady from viewing your Facebook page she might cut you! Maurice Davenport of Indianapolis knows this all too well after he was stabbed in the arm by his girlfriend for refusing to allow her to get a peek at his page. I guess she never heard of a keylogger.Click here for the full story.You Had Me At Cat FecesRomanian witches are putting a curse on the government for making them and other workers of magic such as fortune tellers, astrologers, embalmers... valet parkers... pay income tax. They will be using cat poo and dead dogs to cast their doom and gloom spells on the country's president and government. I will gladly donate the contents of my cat's litter box if they would refrain from killing dogs... kthx gypsy weirdos.Click here for the full story.Frogger FAIL!A 23 year old guy in South Carolina was hit by an SUV after darting into traffic to play Frogger. This act of colossal stupidity was prompted by a discussion of the popular 80s Atari game with his friends. Thankfully the driver of the SUV was not charged. The lucky imbecile must have had extra lives because he did not die. I wonder if he was shocked that he didn't respawn back at his starting point on the side of the highway. Click here for the full story.Woman Arrested For Abusing 911After receiving an unsatisfactory manicure a Deltona, FL woman repeatedly called 911 to complain. She even called once more after a deputy arrived at the scene. I guess I'm going to have to create a section of stories for all of the morons who place frivolous calls to 911. Hmm... Help me think of a name.Click here for the full story.Mailman Delivers NakedA 52 year old Wisconsin mailman delivered mail in the nude to a "stressed out" woman on his route as an attempt to cheer her up. He was arrested of course and later admitted it was a dumb idea. You think?? This dude was lucky he was only arrested for "lewd and lascivious behavior" because that seems a bit stalkerish to me! What a creeper!Click here for the full story.Teen Couple Get Beat Up On BusIn Seattle, 4 girls get on a bus, take the MP3 player of a pregnant 17 year old, then beat her and the boyfriend up! No other passengers stepped in to help the couple. The pregnant teen had to get stitches above her eye. The 4 girls were busted after being identified on the bus's security film. The culprits claim the boyfriend stole a cell phone but have no proof. I added this story simply because of how shocked I was watching the video and seeing the other bus riders sit/stand there and do nothing. Nice job assholes! /golfclapClick here for the full story.Yodeling Offends MuslimsMuslims in Austria complained about their yodeling neighbor, claiming he was mocking them. What's worse is the Austrian judge ruled in favor of the Muslims and the neighbor was fined! OK Muslims, I'm tired of the hand-holding going on. Your whole religion and way of living is offensive to a lot of people but you are allowed to live the way you choose. Please give the same respect to others. Try this: Don't move to countries who have established their culture then complain it is offensive. That's like choosing to move to Antarctica then complaining it's too cold.Click here for the full story.Man Legally Changes Name To Captain AwesomeInspired by the show "Chuck" a 27 year old guy in Oregon had his name changed to Captain Awesome. This dude either has extremely healthy self esteem or is the master attention whore. After that statement I will now change my identity to Captain Obvious. Why not call a spade a spade and just name yourself Giant Douche?Click here for the full story.A Very Merry Scientolomas!A theater company in St. Petersburg, FL is doing a production of "A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant". This is basically next door to the Scientology capitol of the world, Clearwater, FL. I for one applaud them for having the balls to mock the cult... err, I mean religion? I hope it does well and if they don't like it... Tom Cruise and the rest of the body snatching psychos can suck it!Click here for the full story.On The Rag? Wear A Tag!Amidst Norway's obsession with monitoring workplace bathroom breaks to improve productivity, one company is requiring the women to wear red bracelets while they are having their periods so people will understand why they are using the restroom more frequently. Norway... DIE! One of the rules of humanity: Don't fuck with us chicks when the cooter is bleeding! I would love to read about a "going postal" incident happening at this company. (On a side note, it appears the editor of this article is MIA or too hopped up on crack to pay enough attention to catch errors.)Click here for the full story.Did Manson Dial-A-Hit?Let's hope not. Charles Manson was caught with a cell phone in prison last year (and this story is just breaking now??). He used it to call unidentified numbers around the country. Apparently prisoners with cell phones have become quite a problem. I say let's get the TSA up in the big house! Perhaps convicted felons should be receiving the brunt of these pat downs and not supposedly "innocent until proven guilty" average citizens!Click here for the full story.Dude Busted For Accidentally Sending Drug Offers Via Text To ProsecutorYou have to hand it to the guy for making it so easy on law enforcement! This kind of stupidity is astounding... First off, why would you try to make drug deals in a manner that can easily be recorded for proof? Much less be so careless to mistakingly send it to a prosecutor's cell phone!Click here for the full story.Cock Boxing Video GameA German organization has created a video game where men can virtually battle AIDS with their penises using a digital condom and their web cams. I have to ask: Does this bring new meaning to "cock blocking"?Click here for the full story.Masturbator Banned From WalmartA 28 year old man was caught shining his helmet to a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition in a toy aisle of a Florida Walmart. This dude sounds like one of the winners you might meet on a free dating website. *ahem* Plenty of DicksClick here for the full story.Woman Rear Ends Truck While Shaving Her PubesThis lady was in such a hurry to meet with her boyfriend she shaved her pubic hairs while driving. But she took the utmost precaution by having her ex-husband hold the steering wheel as she whacked away at her bush. After rear ending a truck she kept going and was pulled over down the road. She wanted to be ready for the visit with her boyfriend but instead she's ready for some jailhouse lovin!Click here for the full story. Teen Wolf Strikes BackAn 18 year old girl who claims she is a wolf decapitated the dead body of a lost neighborhood dog. Apparently she does this whenever she finds dead animals and collects the skulls in her bedroom. OK, even though its extremely freaky and downright disturbing I dont really think badly of her for doing this to road kill Its already dead. BUT!! If she knew this was a lost dog she should have informed the owner so it would be buried!!! It's a friggin family pet you psycho. IMO that's like finding a dead person and chopping their head off. /sighClick here for the full story.....
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