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Lecluse6: sex? Lori: swift kick to the groin? Lecluse6: age? Lori: Go away. Lecluse6: what? Lecluse6: no sex? Lori: Grab an English Dictionary, it may help. Lecluse6: please Lecluse6: picture? Lori: Go away. Lecluse6: please BLOCKED!123123123
This dude from AOL was constantly sending me messages. I finally had enough. Too bad I didnt save the previous messages.JSTEFON: age Lori: Stop IMing almost every night. JSTEFON: what? Lori: Don't ever IM me again. JSTEFON: what? Lori: Grab a dictionary you fucking imbecile!Later that same day...JSTEFON: hiLori: You're a fucking moron. Lori: Or do you not have any pride?123123123
picguy_2001: hello there, how are you?Lori: I'm good, you?picguy_2001: not to bad thanks. whats going on tonight?Lori: Nothing.picguy_2001: nothing going on here eitherLori: Well, I'll be damned.picguy_2001: LOLpicguy_2001: my name is Ron, i'm 40 from OrlandoLori: Are you my daddy?picguy_2001: no, not your daddyLori: Are you one of those hot old dudes?picguy_2001: i don't know how hotLori: How is your erectile function?picguy_2001: i do still get hard. LOLLori: Do lil' boys make you hard?picguy_2001: nopeLori: Lil' girls then I suppose.picguy_2001: i was just looking for someone to chat withLori: Guess what?picguy_2001: what?Lori: I was hoping you'd know.picguy_2001: ?Lori: Send me your pic, daddy-o.Lori: By sending your pic you consent to having it posted on a website where you will be mocked by thousands... OK, maybe 10.Lori: I want to see your hotness.picguy_2001: it won't let me send a picLori: Email it to me.Lori: evildiscofaerie_yahoo.compicguy_2001: okLori: How long does this take?Lori: Are you doctoring your picture first?Time passes...Lori: FILTHY LIAR!123123123
PepsTwiz: evening, clearwater here, dont suppose you would have any use for an older man? :-) Lori: Depends... Are we talking Grandpa older, Daddy older?PepsTwiz: wow, be kind will yaPepsTwiz: lolPepsTwiz: i am 40Lori: OK, that's Daddy older... Kinda skurry.PepsTwiz: well, just askin, sorry to have bothered yaLori: Mama might be interested.PepsTwiz: thanks, but no, like younger womenLori: Awww... She'd rock yo world! ::snaps::PepsTwiz: right, how many times have i heard that beforeLori: Later dude123123123
Morusa72: oh you re pretty Lori: Thanks. Morusa72: nice lips Morusa72: I craved them Lori: OK Morusa72: what do u like to do with your lips? Lori: I love giving Blow Jobs! Morusa72: really Lori: Oh yes, if I could, I'd do that ALL day long! Morusa72: what size do you like? Lori: I like 'em so big I choke on it! Morusa72: oh you made my big now Morusa72: oh ot hard Lori: And when I choke on it, I puke. Lori: I puked all over this guy's schlong one time. Morusa72: do u wanna talk on the phone Lori: You're pathetic. 123123123
PeterGunz121: HOW R U DOIN TODAYAuto response from Lori: I'm sleeping right now.PeterGunz121: U GOT MAIL BOO PeterGunz121: HOW R U FEELIN 2DAY PeterGunz121: U GOT MY MAIL I copied the conversation and pasted into an email to him and added this..."You have got to be the dumbest bastard I've ever encountered. What part of "I'm sleeping right now" is too much for you to comprehend? Please, do the rest of the world a favor and get a vasectomy." 123123123
Tillie3547: your profile says "looking for people to corrupt"Lori: I believe it's "corrupting people" Tillie3547: yes Tillie3547: is that a good thing? Lori: It's funny. Tillie3547: cool Tillie3547: you can corrrupt me Tillie3547: if thats possible Lori: OK... When you dislike someone... Say "I hope they get gang raped by a pack of filthy, bullqueer Mexicans infected with every STD known to man and die choking on their dirty, yellow cum." Tillie3547: ok thats weird Lori: You asked for it. Tillie3547: its cool Tillie3547: im just playing around Tillie3547: i have to have some humor i work at burger king Lori: Don't jizz in the drinks! Tillie3547: i could always add some of my special sauce if someone pisses me off though Tillie3547: thats gross Tillie3547: i wouldnt do that cause i wouldnt want it done to me Lori: I don't think you need corrupting. You're a lil' rough around the edges but you'll do just fine with more practice. Tillie3547: cool ill take that as a complimentLori: Yeah, you sick bastard. Tillie3547: nice to meet you tooTillie3547: dont be bias Tillie3547: sorry to have offended you Tillie3547: i was just joking around with you Tillie3547: geeze Lori: Well, don't let it happen again or I'll shove a big black dildo down your throat! Tillie3547: okee dokee Tillie3547: are you this nice in person? Lori: You better be sincere... My social skills are immaculate. Tillie3547: what do you mean Lori: Oh gyrating vaginas... Grab a fucking dictionary.123123123
lizz_calm: hilizz_calm: how r u Lori: Hi.lizz_calm: howr u Lori: I'm good, you?lizz_calm: i m also fi9Lori: ?lizz_calm: fine lizz_calm: will u tell me ur nice name ?lizz_calm: plzzzLori: LoriLori: You?lizz_calm: i m bad name is faisal Lori: Where are you from?lizz_calm: pakistan lizz_calm: n u?Lori: USAlizz_calm: oklizz_calm: ur name is very cute Lori: Thanks.lizz_calm: i tell u one thing lizz_calm: in the friendship no sorry & no thanksLori: Umm... OKlizz_calm: oklizz_calm: what is ur age Lori: 22lizz_calm: i m onley 19Lori: What are you into?lizz_calm: i m in love Lori: With your wee wee?lizz_calm: nolizz_calm: i m just wait i don t no where is she Lori: OKlizz_calm: ya Lori: I want to fertilize myself with your demon seed.Lori: I need you to jizz in a cup for me.lizz_calm: what r u saying i cant under standLori: Don't make me he-bitch-man-slap you!Lori: Drop your pants, boy!lizz_calm: know Lori: What do you know?lizz_calm: what r u doing this time Lori: I've got my hand in my pants thinking of you.lizz_calm: u have ur pic lizz_calm: ?Lori: Yes, I have my pic. Do you have yours?lizz_calm: nolizz_calm: will u send me ur pic lizz_calm: ?lizz_calm: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzLori: I bet you're ugly!lizz_calm: no lizz_calm: noLori: Yes! Yes! UGLY!lizz_calm: i think u r beautifull Lori: I know I am but you're ugly!lizz_calm: no Lori: I bet you look like Mr. Bean!lizz_calm: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Lori: YA' JACKASS!lizz_calm: wow what a joke Lori: Yeah, you sure are a joke!lizz_calm: ya Lori: I laugh in your face!lizz_calm: ok lizz_calm: u cant like my face lizz_calm: ?Lori: I shall puke on you with disgust!lizz_calm: tell me some thing lizz_calm: u send ur pic lizz_calm: yes or no Lori: I'll send you a warm glass of shut the fuck up!lizz_calm: yes or no Lori: MAMA SAID I SPECIAL!!!!lizz_calm: yes or no Lori: MAMA!lizz_calm: my mama said i m very very cuteLori: Yo mama lied.Lori: You an ugly bitch!lizz_calm: hey control ur self Lori: I will control you! You will be my slave!Lori: Get down on your knees and beg of my acceptance.lizz_calm: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyLori: LICK MY BOOT!lizz_calm: uuuuLori: Shut up devil!lizz_calm: u mouth is big big big Lori: You heard me SATAN!lizz_calm: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haLori: I want to crap in your mouth!lizz_calm: u mouth is big big big lizz_calm: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha haLori: Eat my Pu Pu Platter!Lori: You filthy raghead!lizz_calm: where r u from lizz_calm: tell meLori: Camel Jockey!lizz_calm: u r camelLori: You wear a turd on your head!lizz_calm: hello Lori: Lick my balls!Lori: I want to shove a knife into your rectum!lizz_calm: will u marry me Lori: No, but I will steal your demon seed so I can give birth to the antichrist.Lori: I will name him Ali Babba!Lori: Desert rat!lizz_calm: u big mouse lizz_calm: u fati Lori: Bow down to me!Lori: Suck my toe!lizz_calm: take a glass a water Lori: I have a glass of water.Lori: I'll throw it in your face!lizz_calm: y not Lori: YOU FILTHY TERRORIST!lizz_calm: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo very hotttttttttttttttLori: I need someone with a big dick.Lori: Give me your filthy meat stick!lizz_calm: some love 1 saome love 2 i love 1 that r u Lori: Give me head!Lori: Suck my cock!lizz_calm: i suck ur niples Lori: You are a sick bastard!lizz_calm: hay Lori: SHUT UP!lizz_calm: hay Lori: YOU SUCK!!!lizz_calm: u 1st Lori: Take my dick and put it in your mouth, you sick monkey!lizz_calm: u 1st Lori: Do you like the dick?lizz_calm: nolizz_calm: nolizz_calm: u Lori: SUCK MY COCK!Lori: YOU FAG!lizz_calm: u 1st Lori: YOU WILL SWALLOW IT!lizz_calm: can i fuck u lizz_calm: oooo big muthLori: I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH MY GIANT COCK!lizz_calm: oooo big muthLori: I will ass-the-fuck-rape you!lizz_calm: oooo big muthLori: I will bend you over and slide my humongous, throbbing penis into your tight, quivering asshole.lizz_calm: oooo big muthLori: Yes, you have a big mouth... Screaming as I rip your butthole open!lizz_calm: u have a big big big big big big big big mouthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhLori: Do you need a bucket for all of that blood?lizz_calm: ok lizz_calm: bye Lori: Yeah, run pussy!lizz_calm: i m hut sun of bitch Lori: Hut?Lori: Ugly?lizz_calm: hut Lori: Yeah!lizz_calm: kutey ki buchey Lori: You are ugly hut!lizz_calm: u lizz_calm: r Lori: Speak English, bitch!lizz_calm: gadoooo key buchey Lori: Du bist eine hunden!lizz_calm: terey munh main lunLori: Ich bin sehr klug!lizz_calm: oklizz_calm: babey lizz_calm: god bless u Lori: Allah bless me?lizz_calm: yar pagal bana dia tum ne Lori: efbnebientbebnelizz_calm: oklizz_calm: allah hafizLori: Butt!lizz_calm: allah hafizLori: FUCK YOU!123123123
totof27: so what do you do there?Lori: Work in the back office of a restaurant.totof27: which one?Lori: I'm not telling.totof27: why do you care i am like 5000 miles from youtotof27: i used to live in tampatotof27: and i am going there on vacation next weektotof27: just curiousLori: I don't make it a habit of letting people knowing exactly where I am.totof27: make sensetotof27: and myself i don't make a habit by chatting to working peopletotof27: take careLori: Ohh... that hurt... ::cries:: I'm so SORRY for protecting myself!!!!!BLOCKED!123123123
Vipbodygaurd247: u lonely maybe wanna chat Lori: not lonely.. bored Vipbodygaurd247: what can i do to help Lori: probably nothing Vipbodygaurd247: where in Tampa Lori: tnc Vipbodygaurd247: ever had a just meet ya experiance Lori: no, i will not have sex with you Vipbodygaurd247: ok just askin Vipbodygaurd247: not sex i just like eatin pu__y Lori: that is sex Vipbodygaurd247: sorta Lori: going by those standards you can suck dick and still be considered straight Vipbodygaurd247: i guess Lori: go away Vipbodygaurd247: bye 123123123
gtspoiler21: you single and if so lookinggtspoiler21: you are cuteLori: Yes, I'm single... And I'm open to getting to know people.Lori: Where are you from?gtspoiler21: tampagtspoiler21: are u into casual datingLori: No.gtspoiler21: reallygtspoiler21: you are into fun safe sexLori: No.gtspoiler21: too badgtspoiler21: i was going to make you feel goodLori: Oh gee, what was I thinking? Is it too late for me to change my mind?gtspoiler21: sure 123123123
longest song: do you have any more pics? Lori: Why? Those aren't good enough for you? longest song: more than good enough longest song: i want to see more of you longest song: the less on the betterLori: Wow, that just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!! longest song: so your a funny girl huh? longest song: sorry i know that was a pig of me Lori: So you're an asshole, eh? longest song: no im not an asshole Lori: Sure fooled me. longest song: i guess its true what they say about fat girls they are all bitter Lori: Because I don't take shit from people makes me a bitter fat girl? Why don't you roll out the fat jokes now, since you're dying to see my fat ass! longest song: im not dying Lori: Then go away. longest song: just thought you were somewhat cute Lori: Please, go find some mindless GIRL who will buy into your BS. longest song: but your personality takes that all away. Lori: Awww... I really care what someone thinks of me who has only talked to me for 5 minutes.123123123
tampamale2beurslave: hiLori: Hi.tampamale2beurslave: asl?Lori: Look at my profile dipshit.tampamale2beurslave: lol sometimes it changesLori: The only thing that's going to change is the length of your penis after I bite some of it off!tampamale2beurslave: lol thats meanLori: Well, I'm not nice.tampamale2beurslave: i do like mean girls lolLori: I bet.tampamale2beurslave: well bossy onesLori: Sadistic girls?tampamale2beurslave: idk not so much into sadistic just like being dominated and bossed aroundLori: So you'd be against me shoving my fist up your ass?tampamale2beurslave: lol idk about a fist i could live with a dildo maybe but i defiently wouldnt enjoy it Lori: idk? WTF is that?tampamale2beurslave: i dont knowLori: So you'd let me take a strap on to your virgin asshole?tampamale2beurslave: i wouldnt really have a choice now would i?Lori: So when do I get to boss you around?tampamale2beurslave: when do you want to?Lori: Right now. Come over to my house.tampamale2beurslave: where do you live?Lori: I live in your mother's cunt.tampamale2beurslave: defiently not going thereLori: Would that be a turn off?tampamale2beurslave: yeah lolLori: So sweetheart, are you going to tell me everything you want?tampamale2beurslave: idk i want to be tied up and teased and maybe made fun of dressed like a girl anything pretty much but im not too much into physical painLori: I might be too shy for that.tampamale2beurslave: why?Lori: I've only dressed my dog up in women's clothes.tampamale2beurslave: lol id be embarassed as all hellLori: Will you be my boyfriend?tampamale2beurslave: lol y?Lori: I need a committment beforehand.tampamale2beurslave: lol thats pretty suddenLori: You'll have to sign a release as well.tampamale2beurslave: a release? lolLori: I'll be filming everything.tampamale2beurslave: noooLori: Why not?Lori: Don't you want all of your friends to see you on Real Sex?tampamale2beurslave: lol notampamale2beurslave: ...Lori: This just isn't working out for me. Let's be friends.tampamale2beurslave: lolLori: Don't worry, it's not you, it's me.Lori: I'm going through a selfish phase.123123123
quarterback8310: whats up?quarterback8310: did u go out?Kelly: Hey, no, I didn't go anywhere, why?quarterback8310: u do nsa?quarterback8310: ??Kelly: Pardon?quarterback8310: do u do nsa?Kelly: what exactly does that mean?quarterback8310: no strings attachedKelly: Can you explain that? Like friends with benefits or something?quarterback8310: yesKelly: Oh, no, sorry, I don't do that.quarterback8310: u like ur pussy ate?quarterback8310: ??Kelly: Does that usually work on women?quarterback8310: sometimesquarterback8310: listen i lick awesome pussyKelly: I'm sure you do.quarterback8310: i wanna eat ursKelly: Why's that?quarterback8310: will u let meKelly: Why me? There are thousands of other women on this site.quarterback8310: will u let meKelly: If you'll wear a diaper during.quarterback8310: okquarterback8310: meet me and let me eat ur pussyKelly: How do you know I don't have crabs or herpes?Kelly: Would that even bother you?quarterback8310: u dontquarterback8310: yesquarterback8310: can i eat uKelly: Okay then, I've got crabs and herpes.quarterback8310: no u dontquarterback8310: let me eat u outKelly: Dude, you're way too good looking to be on here saying this degrading stuff.quarterback8310: im hornyKelly: Well, I can't do much about that.quarterback8310: u couldquarterback8310: babeKelly: What? You expect me to go over there?quarterback8310: ill meet uKelly: Where? In some dark parking lot?quarterback8310: where do u liveKelly: I'm guessing nowhere near Cocoa.quarterback8310: will u give me some pussyKelly: I'm sure there's plenty around where you live.quarterback8310: i live in titusvillequarterback8310: i want ur pussyKelly: Good grief, that's far from here.quarterback8310: come give me some pussyKelly: I think you have some serious issues.quarterback8310: i have a big dickKelly: And you have 2 hands.quarterback8310: i want ur wet pussyKelly: It's as dry as a desert.quarterback8310: ill eat and make it wetKelly: In the amount of time it's taking you to try and persuade me, you could use your hand and be done with it.quarterback8310: u know u want ur pussy ate'Kelly: Are you aware there's a section on here for people looking for "intimate encounters"?quarterback8310: yesKelly: I think you'd be better off there.quarterback8310: i bet u want dickKelly: Are you getting some sort of weird kick out of this?quarterback8310: no... im horny and want ur pissyKelly: Dude...there are other people on this site looking for that. And some much closer to you than I am.quarterback8310: npt any right now... i know u want a big hard dickKelly: No one else is online?quarterback8310: noquarterback8310: meet me and ill suck ur clitKelly: Oh, good grief.quarterback8310: i wanna eat u out and make u cumKelly: I hadn't heard that one yet.quarterback8310: ill make u cum at least 10 timesKelly: That's impressive.quarterback8310: i promisequarterback8310: let me eat uKelly: You really gonna wait around for over an hour for me to get there for that?quarterback8310: yesKelly: By that time you could have been finished like 20 times!quarterback8310: ill make u cum all overKelly: All over? You gonna have a big mess to clean up.quarterback8310: baby come get ur pussy suckedquarterback8310: i wanna eat u ou so badKelly: I haven't showered in a few days. Is that okay?quarterback8310: yesKelly: Oh, and I'm on my period.quarterback8310: shut the fuck upquarterback8310: listen i havea 8quarterback8310: inch dick and i wanna eat u outquarterback8310: babyKelly: Uh huh.quarterback8310: i wanna eat uquarterback8310: babyquarterback8310: helloKelly: Yes?quarterback8310: im so hardquarterback8310: babyKelly: I'm sure you know how to take care of that.quarterback8310: let me eat ur pussyquarterback8310: ill drive to ur housequarterback8310: babyKelly: Dang, you can't really be this desperate.quarterback8310: u want ur pussy atequarterback8310: babyKelly: No, thanks.quarterback8310: i bet u doquarterback8310: is it shavedquarterback8310: babyquarterback8310: ??Kelly: No, it's a huge bush.quarterback8310: hotquarterback8310: let me meet uKelly: What would be hot is for it to get stuck between your teeth.quarterback8310: ill eat itquarterback8310: babyquarterback8310: ??Kelly: I'm sure you would.quarterback8310: meet meKelly: Where? In a dark alley?quarterback8310: whereeverquarterback8310: babyKelly: You wanna come over and meet my parents?quarterback8310: yesKelly: What would you say to them?quarterback8310: listen i wanna eat ur pussyKelly: You'd tell them that?quarterback8310: no let me eat uKelly: How long can you contnue with this?Kelly: continue*quarterback8310: just let me eat uquarterback8310: babyquarterback8310: ??Kelly: ZzzzzZZzzzzZZzzzzzquarterback8310: come let me eat uKelly: You have a one-track mind.Kelly: Are you missing a few brain cells?quarterback8310: dammit i wanna eat pussyKelly: Me want cookie!quarterback8310: let me eeat uKelly: nyum nyum nyum nyumquarterback8310: im hsrdKelly: Was that difficult to accomplish?quarterback8310: wanna text nudesKelly: No, thanks.quarterback8310: its bigKelly: Enormous!quarterback8310: 8"Kelly: Wowzerz!! That's a monstrocity!!quarterback8310: come suckitKelly: That would be my dream come true.quarterback8310: u can swallow my cum*** quarterback8310's IC window is closed...
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