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Page 2"Bill"While signed onto my instant message programs I get a lot of sleazy or just plain stupid guys trying to come onto me. I eventually turned it into a sport and started to save the results for other people's amusement. Proof that fucking with people is an art form. Yes, these are absolutely real and have not been altered unless noted.The picture to the right is the one I send people when I make a note I sent them a pic of "Bill". I've had it for about 10 years now. I think I got it off of rotten.com's "fuck of the month" or something. I've used it time and again for just this purpose. I affectionately refer to this guy as "Bill". He just looks like a William ya know?Lori: botbotbotbot?norafrank74: For some reason this site requires registration.Lori: Bot, bot bot bot bot bot... bot.norafrank74: It's free.Lori: Bot bot?norafrank74: I'll wait for you.Lori: Bot ::kiss::123123123
K Shah: hiK Shah: do u hv web cam?Lori: HelloLori: NoLori: What are you up to?K Shah: i wish to do sex chatK Shah: with webcamLori: Why not pay for it?K Shah: ??Lori: I charge $1 a minuteLori: What is your credit card number?K Shah: am sorry i cant payLori: Why not?Lori: You want a webcam show.K Shah: i cant payLori: What do you want me to do for you?K Shah: am excitedK Shah: so have a look at mineK Shah: which is upK Shah: but first show me urself on webcamLori: I don't give it away for free.K Shah: ohhLori: But I will talk to you.K Shah: first let me see u once on webcamK Shah: send me webcam requestLori: I don't have a webcam.Lori: I was just trying to get money form you.K Shah: i seeK Shah: wish to see mine up?Lori: yesK Shah: ok waitHe shows me his webcam, it's real, I can see him and his weiner *shudder*K Shah: ?K Shah: do u see me?Lori: Hey how's it going?Lori: Yeah babyhLori: I can see you clearlyLori: You're looking pretty hot todayK Shah: yesLori: You have a giant shlongLori: So what are you into?K Shah: seen?K Shah: how is it?K Shah: u der?K Shah: hellooooo?Lori: yeahLori: I't shard to type babeyhK Shah: what?Lori: You are so hotLori: Tell me what you likeK Shah: i like u show me ursK Shah: or atleast show ur naked picsK Shah: u der?K Shah: helllllllloooooooooooooooooooooo?BUZZ!!!Lori: Enter your credit card # pleaseK Shah: lolK Shah: u r only after moneyK Shah: which i do not hv123123123
lgannouni: hiLori: Hellolgannouni: how r u ?Lori: I'm good, and you?lgannouni: fine thkslgannouni: where are u from?Lori: Tampa, FL USALori: What about you?lgannouni: casablanca moroccoLori: Whoa, that's far away!lgannouni: and i am prof of philosophylgannouni: single and looking for a wifelgannouni: not a problemlgannouni: if u will find your soulLori: So you're looking to date girls to find a wife?lgannouni: with me?lgannouni: yeslgannouni: and i hope to know ulgannouni: more and morelgannouni: if u want it sure?lgannouni: are u busy with others ?Lori: NoLori: So what are you into?adil elgannouni: wht do u do in life?Lori: I do clerical work.Lori: What are you into?adil elgannouni: wht does mean clerical ?Lori: secretarylgannouni: goodlgannouni: i am prof of philosophylgannouni: on hight schoollgannouni: and poetrylgannouni: and:::::lgannouni: virgin man yetlgannouni: and i am muslimsLori: I've had sex with thousands of men.lgannouni: wht about of u?Lori: I hope that's not a problem.lgannouni: when u will marry melgannouni: u will be with meLori: They say when you sleep with someone you are also sleeping with everyone they slept with.lgannouni: i don't know wht u meanlgannouni: do u like to be with lgannouni: many men at same time?Lori: I have "known" many men.Lori: Thousands of men.Lori: I am not a virginlgannouni: on past lgannouni: yeslgannouni: no problemlgannouni: i am not virginLori: What is your religion?lgannouni: i want to to saylgannouni: thtlgannouni: u are not virgin cozlgannouni: u are not muslimslgannouni: and it s normallgannouni: on your culturelgannouni: muslimslgannouni: suniLori: Do you want me to be Muslim?lgannouni: if u will belive of itlgannouni: and if u will notlgannouni: its your mindLori: Will you beat me?lgannouni: nolgannouni: don't say thtlgannouni: i never do it beforelgannouni: and it not permit on islamlgannouni: do u know tht on islam if i will make u happyLori: OK that's goodlgannouni: i will be in heavenlgannouni: did u not know any thing of islam ?lgannouni: i al looking for a sweety and honest wifelgannouni: to be a mom of future kids*Lori: I know all about Islam.lgannouni: i am sociolog of religionsLori: They have bombs right?lgannouni: and i think u don't knoiw the good of islamlgannouni: u know only wich your cultures wrote on islamLori: I know that the New York streets flood with the blood of the non-believerslgannouni: i c tht u v not idea about islamlgannouni: u don't reading the quranLori: I shall teach my children the ways of the Mormons.Lori: I hope you'll be OK with having more than one wife.lgannouni: i think tht u don't know Lori: Mormonismlgannouni: tht one is best than 4lgannouni: and islmam s can permit to the men to married 4 only if the lgannouni: older wife accept itlgannouni: and i want only onelgannouni: for all lifelgannouni: becauselgannouni: my philosophy of life is lgannouni: one love for one woman for all lifelgannouni: its silmplelgannouni: simplelgannouni: i think solgannouni: wht is your problem with religionlgannouni: i can talk with u abiout any thingLori: That's goodlgannouni: do u know tht u are prettylgannouni: so soirrylgannouni: i forgot to say itLori: Thank youLori: So now that we've covered religion....Lori: Let's find out moreLori: What are your hobbies?lgannouni: its part of doing good relationslgannouni: poetrylgannouni: and readinglgannouni: and writen the bookslgannouni: of sociologyLori: What of politics?lgannouni: i v mylgannouni: not any of alllgannouni: becauselgannouni: i working to make a new part of sociologylgannouni: on future yrs Lori: So we're gonna get married?lgannouni: and u will stay with me here in morocco?Lori: No.Lori: I'll stay here in USA and you will send me money.lgannouni: wht?Lori: I will need you to support my mother as well.lgannouni: wht kind of married?Lori: We'll get married. I'll live here in the USA and you will live in Morocco.lgannouni: i want besid meLori: You will send me money to take care of my house and my mother.lgannouni: do u want a bank not a hasbend?Lori: If I could marry a bank I would.Lori: If I move to Morocco can I bring my mother?lgannouni: yeslgannouni: u canlgannouni: with pleaserLori: Why can't you move to the USA?lgannouni: i v a good work herelgannouni: and a good futureLori: Can you teach the stupid American children?lgannouni: thkslgannouni: i told u tht i want to lgannouni: stay herelgannouni: coz i v alsolgannouni: a good political futureLori: Can I bring my boyfriend with me to Morocco?lgannouni: let know tht u are not my kindalgannouni: bye123123123
danny20192003: hey loridanny20192003: how r u ?Lori: Hi... I'm OK, you?danny20192003: i m finedanny20192003: what r u doingLori: Not much.danny20192003: how's y'r day loriLori: OKLori: What do you want?danny20192003: i want only friendshipdanny20192003: u looks cute Lori: Where are you from?danny20192003: hollandLori: Do you smoke the dope?danny20192003: nLori: ?danny20192003: nopedanny20192003: i don't likedanny20192003: smokeLori: You suck.Lori: You should smoke the dope.Lori: It's good for you.danny20192003: yLori: Mama said I special.danny20192003: r u dong upsdanny20192003: doingLori: What?danny20192003: smoke the dopeLori: I'm sorry, I'm an American and don't know languages aside from English.Lori: I smoke the dope with Mama.danny20192003: mama means mom ?Lori: Mama means MAMA!Lori: MAMA!!!!!!!!danny20192003: what is mamaLori: MAMA!Lori: She said I special.danny20192003: can u tell about mamadanny20192003: lori r u thereLori: Mama is my mama.danny20192003: y'r motherLori: MOMMY!danny20192003: ohdanny20192003: my goddanny20192003: which country belong u ?Lori: I'm American!danny20192003: r u prity girlLori: I special.danny20192003: ya i knowdanny20192003: verry wellLori: Mama said I'm beautiful.danny20192003: ofcoursedanny20192003: u have beautyLori: Yes.danny20192003: u look cuteLori: I love you.danny20192003: i toodanny20192003: u r crazyLori: I special.danny20192003: yaLori: Do you love me?danny20192003: yapdanny20192003: lot ofLori: Come show me your penis.danny20192003: u like sexLori: Beavers make beaver pie.danny20192003: u have web camLori: I have boobs.danny20192003: yadanny20192003: i like boobsLori: Do you like butts?danny20192003: yapLori: I have one of those.danny20192003: show me y'r boobsLori: Show me your penis.danny20192003: i will suckLori: I want to see your cock pee!danny20192003: u suck my panisLori: I suck my boobs.danny20192003: hey lori come ondanny20192003: i love u darlingdanny20192003: sweet hartLori: Yes, love me.Lori: And love my penis.danny20192003: come on Lori: Do you want to see my penis?danny20192003: u r maleLori: Of course!danny20192003: u r gayLori: Yes, I want to see your penis!Lori: Then I'll send you a picture of my man boobs.danny20192003: i don't like gayLori: You bigot!Lori: Hate monger!danny20192003: i like only girlsLori: RACIST!danny20192003: /danny20192003: ?Lori: Homophobe!danny20192003: u suck my panisLori: I thought you loved me!Lori: I'll suck your penis if you'll suck mine.Lori: Close your eyes, you won't know the difference.danny20192003: if u have pussy i will suckLori: I have a penis.danny20192003: noLori: I want you to suck my penis.Lori: We can pretend it's a pussy.danny20192003: noLori: Why not? You said you loved me!danny20192003: i like only pussy and boobsLori: I have man boobs!Lori: And a penis is better than a pussy because I can put it in your butt.danny20192003: i don't like man boobsdanny20192003: and gayLori: You like ME don't you?Lori: You said you loved me! danny20192003: i will fuck uLori: How?danny20192003: i can put in y'r pussy my panisLori: I don't have a pussy... But I have an asshole. You can put your penis in my poop shoot.Lori: Or are we pretending I have a "pussy" ??Lori: You love me don't you?Lori: I won't tell anyone you're gay.Lori: COME BACK!!danny20192003: why?danny20192003: u say anyoneLori: I won't tell people you're gay.Lori: Your secret is safe with me.danny20192003: which country belong u?Lori: I told you I'm American!danny20192003: i don't beliveLori: Why not?danny20192003: u r lierLori: Why?Lori: OK... OK... I'm Canadian, eh?danny20192003: u'r profile is wrong Lori: FL is in USA dipshit.danny20192003: FL finlandLori: And people say Americans are stupid! Sheesh!Lori: FL = Florida!danny20192003: how old r u ?Lori: Dumbass.Lori: I'm 45.danny20192003: what is y'r jobLori: I'm an accountant.Lori: I work for your Mom.danny20192003: mom?Lori: Mamadanny20192003: u r indians i thinkdanny20192003: blackmelarLori: I special.Lori: I come from France.danny20192003: no u r indiansLori: I don't have a red dot on my head.Lori: LICK MY COCK!danny20192003: i know verry well about indiansLori: Lick my COCK!danny20192003: and u r indians alsodanny20192003: fuck offLori: Fuck me!danny20192003: no Lori: Come on Satan.danny20192003: i do't like gayLori: You love the cock! Admit it!danny20192003: bloody bastrddanny20192003: i will kil uLori: Lick my nuts, bitch!Lori: I want to slide my cock into your bloody asshole.Lori: You won't shit right for a week!123123123
Amesgman20: I HOPE I DON'T SOUND LIKE A PIG, BUT DO U HAVE ANY "PRIVATE" PICSLori: No.Lori: Oink Oink mother fucker! LOLAmesgman20: THATS COOL WE CAN STILL HANG OUT, ITS JUST UR SO HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lori: Thanks.Amesgman20: SO WHAT DO U DO IN UR SPARE TIME?Lori: Masturbate.Amesgman20: THATS WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW!!Amesgman20: :-)Lori: Um.Lori: Shining the old helmet, eh?Amesgman20: THANKS TO U, I WASN'T HORNEY TILL I SAW UR PICSLori: That's lovely.Amesgman20: SO WHEN WE GONNA HOOK UPLori: We're not.Amesgman20: NOT EVEN TO HANG OUTLori: Not even to talk... Bye!BLOCKED!123123123
onlyazher2003: hello lorionlyazher2003: how ru ?Lori: Hi.onlyazher2003: can i chat with u nowLori: I'm OK, you?onlyazher2003: im also fine onlyazher2003: what r u doing ?onlyazher2003: r u free? nowLori: Umm... Nothing.onlyazher2003: do u rem to meLori: What?onlyazher2003: do u remember to me?im taj uddinLori: No.Lori: Should I be excited?onlyazher2003: but i remember to u from last 2 monthsLori: O...K....onlyazher2003: yes ur exicteed to meonlyazher2003: so whats newLori: Taj is the man!onlyazher2003: yes im boyLori: Lori is to you bad.onlyazher2003: im badonlyazher2003: ?Lori: Mama is me to you and him OK?onlyazher2003: whats ?Lori: Mama said I special.onlyazher2003: ur delf is badonlyazher2003: i think ur not bad from othersLori: Taj be bad mammah jammah.Lori: For to is an good.onlyazher2003: so u think the taj names persons r be bad Lori: My names be the u person bad in the OK to me.onlyazher2003: whats this lori ur boring to me onlyazher2003: ok byeLori: Takes one to know one...onlyazher2003: to whom i will take do u be?Lori: Nevermind Habeeb, or whatever your name is. Go back to school to learn English over, you really suck at it.onlyazher2003: who is habeeb baby as i told to u im taj not a habeeb pls onlyazher2003: xcuseme?Lori: Mama jama lama!Lori: Bojangles!onlyazher2003: jsut say u wnat to talk to me not give me others nameLori: Hee hoo!Lori: Mecka lecka high mecka heinie hoe!onlyazher2003: what r u doing r u mad?Lori: Some people call me a space cowboy.onlyazher2003: do u know english mad girlLori: Yes, but obviously you don't.onlyazher2003: ok just go to hell mad girlonlyazher2003: mad girlLori: I'm going to cry.onlyazher2003: mad girlonlyazher2003: mad girlHe repeated this several times.Lori: Mad girl!! WAHH!!!onlyazher2003: go and loudly cryLori: If you're going to attempt to insult someone... Try this...onlyazher2003: frogod sake pls gryLori: Fuck off you cock sucking mother fucker!onlyazher2003: pls cryonlyazher2003: pls cryHe repeated this several times.onlyazher2003: chieee porny guy badonlyazher2003: chieee porny guy badHe repeated this several times.Lori: Serial monkey rapist!onlyazher2003: im not asking ur nameLori: That's you!Lori: Ass goblin!onlyazher2003: its not good name pls change ur that nameLori: Look at yourself... Trying to tell me I speak bad English.Lori: At least I can make sense if I want to.Lori: You on the other hand... Jibberish!onlyazher2003: just go to hell i wont to talk with u goto hell and dont disturb to meLori: LOL!!!onlyazher2003: bye nice to meet uLori: You messaged me first.Lori: That means I can bother you as long as I feel like it.Lori: Or until you figure out how to sign off or block me.Lori: Keep going monkey boy... You amuse me.onlyazher2003: ok bye and im sorry that i have done with pls forgive and im sorry once im just doing fun with u pls dorry and byeLori: I was crazy once... They locked me in a room... I died in that room... Then they put me in a box... There were worms in that box... Crazy?I repeated this too many times to take up space on this page.onlyazher2003: sp enjoy ur delf in that room onlyLori: I was crazy once... They locked me in a room... I died in that room... Then they put me in a box... There were worms in that box... Crazy?Once again, I repeated many many times. He didn't respond anymore but when I came back online at a later time he tried to add me as a friend but I denied him the pleasure!123123123
558508972: hi Lori558508972: care to chat?558508972: you there?Lori: Hello. Sorry was AFK558508972: hiLori: Hello558508972: helloLori: hi558508972: ASL plz?Lori: 28/f/flLori: you?558508972: 26/M/TX558508972: so what do you do lori?Lori: I sit on my ass all day. You?558508972: kinna similar... :-D558508972: no..558508972: i work at a gas stationLori: I do data entry558508972: ok558508972: so you study too?Lori: I'm thinking about going to school for website stuff.558508972: ok..558508972: so what else?Lori: I'm interested in starting my own hobby website.558508972: kool558508972: what will you put thereLori: I collect toenail clippings.Lori: I can't find much online as not a lot of people are into it.558508972: what is it btw??Lori: I have my friends and family save all of their toenails. I make sure to harvest mine every couple weeks.558508972: n what will that do? :-)Lori: Oh there are several uses for them.Lori: Can make beautiful figurines.Lori: Use as different accents in crafts like pretending they are coconut sprinkles.Lori: But as they are not actually food they will not attract cockroaches and other undesirables.558508972: hm..Lori: You can also grind them up into powder.Lori: Believe it or not that's considered to be a powerful aphrodisiac in Bolivia.558508972: hmm... :-)Lori: You'd think the Japanese would be into it but they're not.Lori: However, there is a growing interest among Germans.558508972: hmm. are you a german?Lori: Nope, born and raised American.558508972: so your parents are also Americans?Lori: Yup, several generations.558508972: okay..Lori: What about you? Tell me about yourself558508972: not much to tell ::-D558508972: just moved to US recently from IndiaLori: Oh cool! How do you like it here so far?558508972: hmm.. not bad ;-)Lori: And you work at a gas station? That's a tad bit cliche don't ya think?558508972: yup but no other option..558508972: have to do something forlivingLori: I understand. Hard enough getting a job being a natural born citizen these days.558508972: true..Lori: How long are your toenails right now?558508972: just cut them few days back :-(Â so no use for uLori: Awww :(Lori: You should let them grow out a lil' bit. I find it very sexy on a man.558508972: lol558508972: you really think so ? :-DLori: Oh yes. Especially if they are well taken care of.Lori: I like them painted with clear nail polish.Lori: It's important to take vitamins like Zinc to ensure they stay healthy and strong.558508972: hmm558508972: you seem to be obsessed by toe nails? :-DLori: Oh not at all. I'm sorryLori: So what do you like?558508972: well I like girls ;-)558508972: lolLori: That's a start! :)558508972: well watching movies, listening to songs, spending some good time with friendsLori: Me too.558508972: who do you listen to?Lori: Big Band music mostly.558508972: ever listened to Schiller?Lori: I've never heard of it. What type of music is it?558508972: techno 558508972: give it a try..558508972: you will me amazedLori: Techno is the Big Band of the mentally handicapped.558508972: lolLori: hehe558508972: give it a try & then I will ask you :-D558508972: try this "Sleepy Storm"Lori: Will do...Lori: How often do you clean your toenails?558508972: one a week558508972: sorry558508972: clean daily558508972: cut once a weekLori: LOLLori: I was about to say...558508972: :-DLori: Clean feet are a must!558508972: yup!558508972: so what else you do apart from toe nails? :-DLori: Oddly enough I don't care about the upkeep of fingernails. I wouldn't care if they were coated in feces so long as the toenails are immaculate.Lori: But enough of that. What kind of movies do you enjoy?558508972: hmm... porn ;-)558508972: lolLori: You are a naughty boy.558508972: yes I am ;-)558508972: but not a boy but a man :-DLori: That's good.558508972: arent you a naughty girl? ;-)Lori: Sometimes.Lori: Do you clip your toenails while watching porn?558508972: nops, never did that? you?Lori: I ONLY watch porn and clip my toenails simultaneously.Lori: You must try it!558508972: really! :-D558508972: will give it a try someday558508972: so you got bf?Lori: No... I wonder why.Lori: What about you?558508972: well no gf at the momentLori: What about boyfriend?558508972: lets see if your country offers me something ;-)558508972: i mean GF :-DLori: OK... Have you ever considered being with a man?558508972: NEVER. I am straight!Lori: Oh OK. I'm sorry.558508972: hey are you a guy???Lori: But hypothetically... If you were with a man, would you trim his toenails?Lori: No, I am a woman.Lori: ...now558508972: now??? what do you mean now????Lori: If you had asked me that question just 2 years ago I would have to say that yes, I was a man.Lori: I hope that's not a problem.558508972: did get you yet....????558508972: what do you mean?Lori: I mean, I had an operation 2 years ago that turned me into a woman. I am in possession of a lovely vagina, crafted by the hands of a master plastic surgeon.Lori: I also have very nice toenails.558508972: hm...558508972: why did you do it??Lori: I felt as though I was a woman trapped in a man's body.Lori: I am a straight woman.Lori: Not a gay man.558508972: i hope so becaz I am not a gay.. :-)558508972: can I see your pic?Lori: So you don't have a problem with my newly crafted vagina?558508972: why would i have any problem?558508972: thats your vagina & your life :-DLori: Some men are very impolite about this.Lori: I'm glad you are nice.Lori: I shall send my picture.Added him to my friend list and sent him a picture of "Bill"Sam: goodSam: so what else you do?Lori: Just toenails.Sam: thats not ur picLori: What?!Sam: the pic that you sent me isnt yoursLori: I'm sorry, that was before my hair grew long.Sam: should i trust some one with whom I am chatting online???Lori: And before the breast implants.Sam: i think you are gay so time to say bye bye to youSam: i told you beforeÂ I am straightLori: I told you I am a woman!Lori: A straight woman!Sam: then show me your picLori: How can you be so cruel?Sam: lets see how true are youLori: I thought you were a kind man.Sam: no I am not cruel, Its about factSam: I told you I am straight & not at all interested in man, simpleLori: I understand.Lori: Would you mind measuring your toenails for me?Sam: bye123123123
didicus2003: Hello Would u like being my Online Dominating Lady please ?.... Lori: You mean I get to yell at you and stuff?didicus2003: I will cam for you and I will do ANYTHING you will tell me to do on cam for you.....didicus2003: ANYTHINGLori: Wow! That's cool!didicus2003: would u like it ?didicus2003: wanna be my ONLINE LADY ?Lori: So will you take an ice pick to your dick?didicus2003: didicus2003: pardon ?Lori: You'll do anything I say?didicus2003: (excuse me ..I dont speak english perfectly..)didicus2003: YESdidicus2003: I willLori: Get a knife or an ice pick and stab your cock for me!didicus2003: I was NOT joking......Lori: What about an iron? IRON YOUR DICK!!!Lori: Use a lot of steam!didicus2003: are you always like this ?didicus2003: or its just a bad moment ?didicus2003: Lori: I want to see some action, bitch...didicus2003: tell meLori: And YOU WILL address me as "Madam"didicus2003: ok MadamLori: Pull down your pants!didicus2003: Im doing itLori: Good boy.Lori: Wait wait wait... You didn't say Madam!Lori: Now you deserve a spanking!didicus2003: ok madamLori: Is it OK if a spank you with a paddle encrusted with shards of glass?didicus2003: ok madamdidicus2003: hold a sec plsLori: Good boy... ALWAYS agree with me or there will be HELL to pay!didicus2003: pls madamLori: OKdidicus2003: backdidicus2003: still there madam ?didicus2003: Lori: Yes boy.didicus2003: u got webcam madam ?Lori: No, I don't.didicus2003: ohhdidicus2003: mic ?Lori: No.didicus2003: okLori: What happened to your webcam?didicus2003: I sent you an invite ^Lori: I accepted, boy.Lori: I have a quick question for you...didicus2003: telll medidicus2003: madamLori: Is it a problem if I have a dick?didicus2003: yesLori: I told you to ALWAYS agree with me!Lori: YOU WILL SUCK MY DICK!Lori: YOU WILL!Lori: I COMMAND YOU!Lori: BITCH!Lori: Fondle my growing cock!Lori: BASTARD!Lori: DIE!!!Lori: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!123123123
PunkRockTramp: hello Lori: Hi PunkRockTramp: i love your pic on ouc, you have a nice rack Lori: Thanks PunkRockTramp: can i make you a deal? Lori: No PunkRockTramp: how come? Lori: I don't do "deals" PunkRockTramp: are you any fun at all? Lori: No, I'm completely lifeless, I appear to be living but really I'm just going through the motions. PunkRockTramp: and did you forget that you are a hefty peice of lard? Lori: You seem to enjoy it. PunkRockTramp: yea, i am turned on by fat people Lori: That's wonderful. PunkRockTramp: well good,, lets send each other our naked pics Lori: I wouldn't give you the pleasure. PunkRockTramp: why not? Lori: Seem like a worthless human being to me. PunkRockTramp: well what should i think of you? Lori: I don't really care. PunkRockTramp: exactly, thats probably how you got fat too PunkRockTramp: right? Lori: You keep playing the fat card as if it bothers me. Yes, I'm fat... so what? PunkRockTramp: well, its unhealthy Lori: That would be my problem, wouldn't it? PunkRockTramp: yea, and your other problem is not sending me nudes Lori: Like I said, I wouldn't give you the pleasure. PunkRockTramp: well what would bring you to this conclusion PunkRockTramp: i bet you like korn right? Lori: You have "punk rock" in your screen name... Your opinion means nothing to me. PunkRockTramp: well obviously you have no clue who i am but that is of no consilation, what do you do for a living? Lori: As if knowing who you were would change my tune? PunkRockTramp: hehehe, ok well i wont reveal then, how old are you? Lori: The whole "curiosity killed the cat" game doesn't work with me, I'm not a cat. Go away. PunkRockTramp: i want to know how old you are Lori: Why? It doesn't have any bearing on this situation. PunkRockTramp: please stop trying to use words that will not fit the context, use simple words that you can use Lori: Simple words? So you can better understand me? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to speak proper English. PunkRockTramp: allright i am growing weary of this, either fucking answer my question are you will love what i have planned for you, i hate it when some cant answer me! PunkRockTramp: if you dont , you will never have an e mail address again, i have your IP address so more than likely you wont have a computer much longer either want more smarty? Lori: Bring it on. PunkRockTramp: good deal , talk to you later Then they come back a few minutes later with...PunkRockTramp: oh yea, have fun with your website , hahahahahha Lori: LOL, Still at it, eh? Well, I still have email capabilities... Wasn't that supposed to stop?BLOCKED!Needless to say I never had any problems with my email or my old website. lol loser123123123
Evrgreen1: you open minded..? Evrgreen1: I'm 26...by the way Evrgreen1: if you cared..lol Lori: Yes. Evrgreen1: you know what guys like to do on here??? Evrgreen1: the whole natural need thing...lol Lori: Ummm, don't. Evrgreen1: have you ever helped a guy on here? Evrgreen1: to get off....lol Lori: Imbecile. Evrgreen1: I'm kidding.... Evrgreen1: not like you are thinking.... Lori: Oh yeah, then what way? Evrgreen1: no..not like cyber... Evrgreen1: that crap is so stupid.... Lori: What other way? Evrgreen1: no just like chat..or send a pic.. I'm not saying it wouldn't get used later... Lori: Does this ever work for you? Evrgreen1: not like on-line fake roleplay or whatever.. Evrgreen1: for what? Lori: Do you ever get a chick to cooperate? Evrgreen1: for what? Lori: You're a fucking moron. Evrgreen1: god..lighten up Evrgreen1: I'm not at all understanding you... Lori: At least you're smart enough to realize that. Evrgreen1: you are too much.... Lori: That must mean you're too little.123123123
VryTnyMan: Hi, I worship tall women like goddesses. If you saw me a tiny man, 1/2 inch tall, on the floor, what would you do? Lori: Call an exterminator.
The Rare Disclaimer: I must warn this is the sickest of all my conversations. I never put it on the site before for fear it might be too much. All I can say now is you've been warned.585535934: hi, my name is alec... i would love to submit to a woman and be her slave... could talk on the phone... write back... thank you...Lori: I don't talk on the phone with filthy low life men!585535934: well... i am a good manLori: You are what I say you are!585535934: i am educated, good listener and romantic...585535934: ok... as you please...585535934: sorry if caused you any inconvenience...Lori: You are forgiven... for now.585535934: thanks...Lori: But you better be on your knees when you speak to me.585535934: yes Mistress585535934: if you would like, i could call you and talk... i do not mind doing that...Lori: And you will always do as instructed!585535934: Yes MistressLori: If you mention this phone business again you will be severly beaten.585535934: well... ok... is that so much trouble? it is just on the phone you will hear my trembling voice and i will hear your dominating voice... and i am not going to do anything that you do not like...585535934: or you could call me if you wish...585535934: i will give you my number...Lori: ...Lori: I'm going to beat the living shit out of you.Lori: With my whip.585535934: yes Mistress...585535934: I will submit...585535934: to all your desires585535934: i promiseLori: Until your back has stripes!585535934: yes i deserve itLori: Then I will take a large carrot and shove it into your anal cavity.585535934: yes MistressLori: But wait... if you act now you'll get DOUBLE the punishment! Just look at you broken jaw when I force you to swallow an apple whole!585535934: ohhh....585535934: well this is my phone number... you can call any time and dominate me... 502.354.1390585535934: and i promise to obey you... as your slave...585535934: i would love that...Lori: You've asked for it.Lori: Now let's go outside to my car.Lori: Lay on the ground at the back end.585535934: yes Mistress...Lori: I'm hog tying you.585535934: mmmm...585535934: ohhhhhhhhh....Lori: I get into my 1987 Chrysler 5th Ave and drag you down the street. You inhale the rich exhaust of a V8 engine that would infuriate the most loyal environmentalist.Lori: Your nerves shut down as even inch of your skin is ripped away from the grinding on the pavement.Lori: every inch585535934: mmmmmLori: I then turn back to the house.585535934: ahhhhhLori: I drag your meat tenderized body into the basement.585535934: mmmmmLori: I have to take a piss.585535934: yes MistressLori: I squat and hover over your body and let the pee fly.Lori: You scream as your flesh burns.585535934: mmmmmLori: I drag you into your cage, lock it up, and then leave you there while I go upstairs to watch The Golden Girls.585535934: mmmm.... yessss...585535934: well... would you like to have a conversation like that over a phone? this would be good... i mean, i will be respectful and obedient...Lori: I emerge from upstairs on a rampage.585535934: uhhh...Lori: Carrying a bottle of Worchestershire Sauce...Lori: Through the cage I sprinkle the contents all over you.585535934: mmmm....Lori: Once again you scream in pain as your skin suffers from the aromatic juices of the sauce.585535934: ahhhh....Lori: I think shove an opened, full can of beer up your ass, then sit you upright.Lori: I then*585535934: ohhhh...Lori: Onto a very large sturdy sheet of metal.585535934: mmmmLori: I walk away into the shadows of the basement.Lori: All of the sudden a light comes on and you see me sitting behind the wheel of a forklift.Lori: I start up the engine.585535934: ohhh....Lori: You can see it buzzing your way.585535934: mmmLori: I abruptly stop!Lori: Just a couple feet from your body!Lori: Then I proceed to back up. The BEEP BEEP BEEP sound of the forklift echoes throughout the basement piercing your ears.Lori: But this is no ordinary warning alarm.Lori: The forklift is equipped with train horns.Lori: The horrible sound's power rumbles the rafters of the house.Lori: For about an hour I drive the forklift forward and backwards.Lori: Over and over.Lori: Even through my earplugs I hear your screeches.585535934: mmmmmm585535934: ahhhhLori: I stop the forklift. Turn off the engine.Lori: Sitting there I laugh...Lori: A deep menacing laugh.Lori: You can't hear it.Lori: You can only see my enjoyment.Lori: And imagine the evilness of the laugh.Lori: After about 20 minutes of my persistent laughing...Lori: I once again start up the forklift engine.585535934: mmm....Lori: Slowly I move toward you...Lori: I drop the lifting mechanism.Lori: Then slide it under the metal sheet you sit on.585535934: mmm....Lori: Since your limbs are strapped to your torso you are unable to move.Lori: I lift you up...Lori: But keep it going higher and higher until you reach the ceiling...585535934: ahhh585535934: wish you told this to me on the phone...Lori: Your head smashes into a wood board.Lori: Then I stop and bring you back down to a lower level.Lori: Through your horror you never had a moment to question the giant sheet covering something on the other side of the basement.Lori: == OK I must pause ==Lori: == I have to take a dump, I'll BRB ==585535934: mmmm....Lori: == OK I'm back ==Lori: I drive you toward the giant covered object.Lori: Stop, and get out to uncover what appears to be a giant propane grill.Lori: Equipped with a makeshift vent systemLori: I light it up, but you can't smell the sweet propane because they add something so it doesn't stink.Lori: Then I get back into the forklift and place you onto this giant grill.Lori: At first it's just warm.Lori: But then it gets hotter and hotter, you start to scream.Lori: Tears streaming down your face mostly from the pain but also from the fact that you are nearly deaf and cannot hear your own cries.585535934: mmm...585535934: now, let us talk on the phone, please...Lori: I then place chicken wire around you and fasten it to prevent you from falling off the grill.Lori: I burned my torso by accident in the process!!!Lori: I take off my clothes.Lori: ALL OF THEMLori: Because of the former darkness of the basement you did not notice my giant hairy vagina bush when I pissed on you before.Lori: But in the bright light you can now see every detail of it's glorious... bushiness!Lori: Not only that but you now see the glorious bed of hair covering my legs. Even the thighs which is uncommon with women.Lori: I have a thick patch between my gorilla tits... Giant dark nipples pointing straight to the ground. My breasts are like empty sacks just drooping toward my belly button.Lori: Also covered in hair.Lori: I lift my arms and dance around... The sweat beads in my armpit hair shimmer in the light.Lori: The pink strip of burnt flesh on my belly starts to darken and poke out.Lori: == OK... Here are your instructions...Lori: == You MUST write me 20 words (not including the words a, of, the, or, and)Lori: describing your experience thus far.Lori: It must be 20 words.Lori: No more, no less.Lori: Once you do this I will talk to you again.Lori: OK?Lori: ANSWER ME NOW!*** "585535934 (585535934)" signed on at Fri Dec 11 17:44:39 2009.* Lori buzzes Olympus!585535934: well so what?Lori: I asked you... "OK?"585535934: wanna exchage pictures?585535934: repeat again... i did not get itLori: You do not talk to me!585535934: i am here and talking to youLori: You do not ask me questions.Lori: Now that I have your attention I want you to write 20 words (excluding a, of, the, or, and) about your horrific experience.585535934: well, i am interested in a phone conversation instead of getting lines on here... i would like to hear your voice and for you to hear mine...585535934: if you not interested, then i shall depart...Lori: You are not a slave.585535934: i am a slaveLori: You are an imposter!585535934: well... as you wish Madam585535934: i would love to talk to you...Lori: Get away from me.585535934: but i wish i could heat you585535934: ok as you pleasa, Madam...123123123
Kelly sent this asshole over to me so I would take care of him.578537637: hi Lori578537637: hows it goingLori: Hey... not much, how are you tonight?578537637: good ... what have u been up toLori: Not much, waiting for a friend to get ready for the movies.578537637: are you back on laterLori: Yeah but I'm bored right nowLori: Might have another 30 minutes578537637: kool. 578537637: do you have a pic578537637: are you a blondLori: No I've got brown hair.578537637: long or shortLori: Very longLori: What do you look like?578537637: athletic, 6'578537637: are you slimLori: Nope, I've got a lot of meat on me.578537637: nice.Lori: So what are you into?578537637: wild sex578537637: do you like to kissLori: How wild do you like it?578537637: all night long578537637: everything578537637: oralLori: Have you ever taken or given a golden shower?578537637: mmm578537637: given578537637: do you like emLori: I prefer fecal play.578537637: whats thatLori: Fecal = feces578537637: how does it workLori: I like to lay down a shower curtain to protect the carpet.Lori: Then have the guy lay down on his back.578537637: and thenLori: And I take a dump on his chest.578537637: really.578537637: so you like anal too thenLori: Then I sit on it to smoosh it around.578537637: niceLori: I like giving anal the most.578537637: niceLori: Have you ever had a large object shoved up your ass?578537637: no. like whatLori: Well if I don't have any professional toys handy I like to use stuff that is safe and won't get stuck up there.Lori: Something like a bowling pin because the whole thing can't get shoved in... Unless the guy is into that kind of thing. I work around it.578537637: what can I stick in youLori: Nothing.Lori: My services are one way.Lori: I give.Lori: And do.578537637: what abut giving me oralLori: No, I only inflict pain.Lori: Or humiliation.578537637: go pics578537637: how big are your titsLori: Well... I can wear any bra just have to fill it out.. ya know.Lori: Stuff it.Lori: Do you enjoy pain?578537637: yes, sometimes,578537637: do you have a friend that likes analLori: I have a few friends who are into it.578537637: nice, 578537637: are tey on icqLori: No, they're in my basement.578537637: niceLori: I keep them in cages.578537637: really.578537637: Â are they hotLori: One of them... The rest... eh. I call them bag heads.578537637: got a pic of the cute oneLori: Yeah actually.578537637: can I see herLori: How do I send it?578537637: emailLori: What's your email?578537637: chrisclements24_hotmail.com578537637: does she fuck and suckLori: brbLori: I sent the picLori: "She" does anything578537637: thanks.578537637: nice.578537637: how old iss he578537637: how old is sheLori: "She's" about 48... Been down in the basement so long I lost track!578537637: koolLori: Did you get the pic?578537637: no.Lori: I sent it from ********_****.***578537637: will look for it.578537637: did you send it to chrisclements24_hotmail.com578537637: are any of your girls youngerLori: yeahLori: brbLori: I tried sending it againLori: Don't know what the problem is unless Yahoo is being a little bitch againLori: You still haven't gotten it?578537637: bummer. noLori: wtf578537637: wher are you578537637: orlandoLori: I'm from Tampa but currently in North Carolina578537637: kool. are yo a domLori: Yes, but I prefer to be called a "slave master"Lori: OK... I sent you the pic from my work email.I created an email address just for this conversation: loridoesbasements_gmail.com578537637: how many slavesLori: 4 right nowLori: Check email again578537637: k578537637: ok. got it, creepySent him a picture of BillLori: That's my prizeLori: The contraption is home made. I'm very proud of it.Lori: "She" will do anything you want.Lori: Believe me the others are not as good looking.Lori: Do you want to set up a date and time where you can come have sex with my slaves?* Lori buzzes 578537637!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------During and after my conversation with the douche bag he was still talking to Kelly. This shows his reactions to what I was saying.578537637: she is bad... lol578537637: likeit578537637: like itKelly: lol578537637: she is really bad578537637: is she really into all that shitKelly: I don't know what she's telling you.578537637: she shits on guys .. and squishes it...Kelly: I wouldn't doubt it.Kelly: She's pretty crazy.578537637: that weird shit .. girls in cages in her basement..lol578537637: hey578537637: you hereKelly: Yes.578537637: she is too fucked up. I had to delete her.578537637: that is some realy weird stuff.578537637: I don't want any of those pics on my comuter.Kelly: She sent you pics?578537637: yesKelly: Of herself?578537637: weird shit578537637: some people she said she has in cages in her basement578537637: thats just too strange for me.Kelly: That's creepy.578537637: how do you know here578537637: she is really creepy578537637: are you friends ??Kelly: I met her online.Kelly: I didn't know she was that strange.578537637: she takes a shit on guys.. then sits on it. She said she has women in cages in her basement. Se sent me a pick that will give me night mares. Kelly: OMG578537637: I deleted her off my icq578537637: dont tell her. I blocked herKelly: I won't say anything.Kelly: She never talks to me like that, so I had no idea.Kelly: But I did know she was wild.578537637: I hope she does not send any more pics578537637: be carefullKelly: I will. Thanks for warning me.578537637: how did you find her578537637: she is in north carolina nowKelly: She contacted me on here.578537637: dont have anyting to do with her.578537637: Id block her if I were you. don't give her number to anyone eitherKelly: Good advice.578537637: and you thougth I was a nut..lolKelly: lol578537637: you don't want to see those pic's.578537637: maybe you do.. not me thoughKelly: Doesn't sound like something I want to see!578537637: hahah.. 578537637: this is so tame .. compared to herKelly: I would guess so.578537637: she is into giving pain.. 578537637: no oralKelly: UGH.578537637: whats thatKelly: A sound of disgust.578537637: do you like oralKelly: I don't even like TALKING about it.578537637: how come.Kelly: I'm not like that.578537637: but you do like itKelly: No, and I don't want to talk about it either.578537637: Lori wanted me to give analKelly: Good grief.578537637: it was a pain in the assKelly: lol578537637: hhahaha. so you know from experience.. Kelly: I never said that!Kelly: It's just funny.578537637: O.. damm. Im lookign forward to giving anal..578537637: can't find a taker..lol578537637: except crazy Lori.. thanks agian..lol123123123

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