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Real emails sent to companies after they pissed us off!
To: CHICK-FIL-AFrom: LORII'm worried you have changed the recipe or type of oil being used. I ordered the chicken nuggets with a french fry. The nuggets were light colored, greasy, and tasted nothing like they normally do. The french fries were slightly burnt, greasy and tasted like crackers. After eating this crap I had the worst heartburn ever, your food has never given me heartburn before! Normally I'm willing to pay your ridiculously outrageous prices because you've always provided excellent quality no matter what location I go to and the taste of your chicken nuggets is (was) out of this world. I eat at this Waters Avenue location at least once or twice a week. If you've changed the oil being used and the recipe to the chicken nuggets I will never eat at any of your restaurants again. I'm not spending that much money on horrible tasting, greasy, disgusting garbage... I can go to McDonald's for that!
To: MCDONALD'SFrom: STEVEI got no response at the speaker at first, then I was like "hello?", to which I was responded with incoherent mumbling. After having him repeat what he carelessly mumbled (still mumbled the second time) I was able to make out that he was saying they were only accepting cash, no credit cards. Luckily I had some cash on me. I told him I wanted a crispy chicken sandwich and that I wanted it made fresh (since every time I've ever ordered one and just trusted them, they've given me one that has sat around under a heat lamp so long that it had shrunk to half the size it should be). He replied with a very unconcerned "yeah okay, is that all?". Then I told him I wanted fries and a shake, to which I got another carelessly delivered incoherent mumbling response. After having him repeat that one I was able to make out that he said the machine is down so I couldn't order a shake. I pulled up and paid him, then went to the second window. Not much to my surprise, the guy taking the order completely disregarded my request for a fresh sandwich, and the manager guy was handing me my food almost immediately. I told him I asked for it fresh and he told me in a way as if he was trying to talk me out of it that it would be 6 minutes. I said okay and waited. The chicken still seemed small, making me wonder if it was old and thrown back in the oil to reheat and create the illusion of being fresh, but I really can't say for sure on that, maybe it was just a small one from the package.
To: AMERICA ONLINE
From: LORISince you've taken EVERY effort to keep me from contacting someone who can actually HELP me, I'm reporting you TO YOURSELF! If you charge me ANYTHING for Entertainment Weekly I will be forced to take my business elsewhere. I am not going to PAY for a stamp to tell you NO! I should be able to refuse this offer right here and now... ONLINE without wasting ink or paper. Your company sickens me with your evil attempts to squeeze every last cent from your customers! GET ME SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP ME! I DO NOT want Entertainment Weekly and I BETTER NOT see it in my mailbox or the charges of $22.95 on my credit card bill. You should be taken to court for these immoral scams!
To: HALLMARKFrom: LORIFor the past few years I've had great difficulty finding birthday cards for my grandfather. Usually there are only a couple of kiddie cards for "grandpa". This year I purchased a father's birthday card and wrote "Granddaddy" on the top of the front which is pathetic. It's not just a problem I find with Hallmark but also other card brands. There are so many cards for grandmothers. I want to know WHY there aren't any for grandfathers? Also, a suggestion for father's cards... Can you make some that simply say "Happy Birthday Dad" or "Happy Fathers Day" without all of the sappy "you helped me so much" stuff that doesn't apply to deadbeat fathers. I wouldn't send the free loader a card at all if it weren't for family politics.
To: BRIGHT HOUSEFrom: LORIYou really need to update your technology. Verizon Fios is way better in comparison. Unfortunately I'm unable to get their service at this location. I wish I didn't have to think about comparing Bright House to Verizon. If you were to update your guide (like you did in Orlando) that would really start to help matters. The DVR boxes are so obsolete! Every other TV provider has better equipment than Bright House in Tampa. Even the satellite equipment from DirecTV is far superior to yours. I don't want to move somewhere and have to find out if Verizon is available there. I'd rather just move knowing Bright House is up to date. But it seems as though the company doesn't care to do anything to resolve these issues. Everyone I know who lives in Tampa jokes about how Bright House sucks. Maybe the company doesn't care because there are still a lot of areas where you have no choice but to use Bright House. I'd like to be loyal to BH but you make it so difficult!
To: PUREPWNAGE.COMFrom: LORI3/5/08- I placed my order on Feb 25th, the payment cleared on the 26th. This was a birthday present and their birthday is tomorrow. Are you guys n00bs at mailing or what?To: LORIFrom: PUREPWNAGE.COM3/7/08- Hi, Sorry for the delay, I'm inquiring where your order is with our shipper and will let you know as soon as i hear back from them.To: PUREPWNAGE.COMFrom: LORI3/12/08- OK uh... It's been 5 days since you emailed me...Haven't heard anything. Haven't even gotten a notice that the package has shipped. You charge $8.82 for shipping... Uh, why? Since you go ahead and take your sweet time sending it anyway. The friggin' Pony Express would be faster than this. Put the controller down and mail the order or give me a refund.
To: MCDONALD'SFrom: LORII thought this was a 24 hour location but when I wanted a McFlurry, they told me "the ice cream machine is down for the night." So I went to the 15698 North Dale Mabry Highway location which is 24 hours and they gave me the McFlurry. I don't want them shutting the machine down if they aren't supposed to because ice cream is important!!!
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