Text Box: Teen Wolf Strikes Back An 18 year old girl who claims she is a wolf decapitated the dead body of a lost neighborhood dog. Apparently she does this whenever she finds dead animals and collects the skulls in her bedroom. OK, even though it’s extremely freaky and downright disturbing I don’t really think badly of her for doing this to road kill… It’s already dead. BUT!! If she knew this was a lost dog she should have informed the owner so it would be buried!!! It’s a friggin family pet you psycho. IMO that’s like finding a dead person and chopping their head off. /sigh http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/Self-described_wolf_woman_severed_lost_dogs_head.html Holiday Inn Will Use Bodies To Warm Beds Three Holiday Inns in England are going to have employees dress in an ‘all-in-one fleece sleeper’ to warm up the beds for the customers upon request. I’ve always said body warmth is the best kind of heat… But I was talking about my boyfriend! Ew, I don’t want a stranger lying in my sheets. Nice try Holiday Inn but you’re getting the /golfclap award for your strange efforts. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100121/od_nm/us_hotels_bedwarmers Mom Forces Son To Kill Hamster As Punishment She made her 12 year old son kill his pet hamster with a hammer because of his bad grades. I could barely read this story because I feel so strong about animal and child abuse. I’m glad she’s in jail (charged with animal/child abuse and battery) and I hope the judge throws the book at the bitch! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100122/ap_on_fe_st/us_hamster_hammer_death -- ASS of 2010 Class of 2010 pictures prank. Five students wore shirts with letters on them (C,L,A,S and S) but as a prank the “C and L ran off”. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100122/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_class_prank_photo China Plants to Remove Avatar From Theaters They’re afraid the citizens will make a connection between the movie’s storyline and the way the Chinese government forces people to move due to property development. http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article6992685.ece The Cuddle Caper A lady awoke to find a strange man cuddling her while she slept in her own bed! Somehow this freak broke into her house, cuddled her, then ran off when she woke up. Luckily she was unharmed! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100111/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_intruder_in_bed Thief In Hospital Gown Attempts To Flee On Walmart Scooter A man who had just been released from the hospital recovering with injuries from a domestic dispute stole $50 from his ex-girlfriend and tried to escape on a Walmart handicapped scooter. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100107/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_scooter_getaway Idiot Lovebirds Cause Security Scare At Newark Airport An unknown man crosses the passenger checkpoint area to continue his goodbyes to his lady. The whole incident was caught on tape but they have yet to identify the couple. I hope they find him and arrest him. This type of behavior is unacceptable. http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6063J820100107 Shitty Birthday Message Man spells out wife’s birthday wishes in manure on their Iowa farm. I suspect this couple is into scat play. http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/offbeat/iowa-man-spells-out-wife's-birthday-message-in-manure_5415058 Looking for old news? Scan the NEWS ARCHIVE Text Box: I work for ChaCha as a guide answering questions people send via text message. I’ve started to gather a collection of the dumbest, craziest, funniest and just plain “WTF” questions that have come through my queue. Of course I can’t do anything without commentary. The ChaCha service is absolutely FREE so go check it out chacha.com. Or if you’d like to work for ChaCha go to becomeaguide.chacha.com and use my email lpiquette@gmail.com as a referral please. “If you wear your watch on your right hand does that mean you are gay?” You mean earring on your right ear? Didn’t that stereotype die out in the mid 90s? “Do you know what the muffin man? If so what is his address?” Mama said “I want to know what he’s smoking so I can get some” “Can a fish get an erection?” Someone needs to alert the local zoo/aquarium so this sick bastard can’t get in. “If she is willing how can you force a 15 year old girl to put socks in her mouth?” Is this the new craze among the teenagers? “Realisticly speaking.. if there was a duck in my pants, what should i do?” The only image that came to mind was a poor duck crammed into some dude’s cargo pants. I wonder if they meant to type dick. “What should you do if you get anal probed and your ass is gaped?” I couldn’t help imagining Eric Cartman on the lab table with a satellite shooting out of his ass. And then I could only think of “Prep H” “What is the sexual age of consent for girls in Africa?” My friend, Steve, said it best. “Pedophile tourist!” “What is the proper steps to inject a 1mg Xanax?” So popping the actual pill is no longer good enough? 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Text Box: Rage Against McDonald’s!!!1!!!1!!1!!!111 Scanning the news sites I’ve noticed a trend of people freaking out at McDonald’s. I shall scour the internet to find every news-worthy incident for your wtfomgz enjoyment. YES! I Want Fries With That! Boston, MA — A couple freaks out when they are given a small fry instead of the large they ordered. http://wbztv.com/local/french.fry.fight.2.1236452.html Hamburger FAIL Kansas City, MO woman trashed the place after they refused to refund her money for a crappy burger. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100106/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_mcdonald_s_rampage;_ylt=AtJFjRypoiHww8UTjLSXb0ntiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJxZnVpbmJhBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwMTA2L3VzX29kZF9tY2RvbmFsZF9zX3JhbXBhZ2UEY3BvcwMxBHBvcwMyBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA3BvbGljZXNlZWt3bw-- UPDATE: She got busted! http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_MCDONALDS_RAMPAGE?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT Interview w/ burger lady: http://www.vidoemo.com/yvideo.php?i=M1QxcXZfcWuRpc3BnNDg&tantrum-at-mcdonald-s-blamed-on-bad-day No Nuggets For You Toledo, OH woman punched drive-thru window after being told there are no McNuggets. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_MCNUGGET_ARREST?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT Teens Break Out In A Fight Two teens fight at a McDonald’s, throwing customers’ food on the floor, and even poking someone in the face. They fled before cops arrived (of course). http://www.observertoday.com/page/content.detail/id/534024.html Dollar Menu… Denied One man’s account of a late night drunken munchie run to McDonald’s. Only to be denied the Dollar Menu. Although this is a non-violent incident it is still rather entertaining. http://hubpages.com/hub/HappenedToMe001 Submit a McDonald’s rage news story to lori@forwardslashwtf.com